I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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