ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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