i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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