we're chasing vodka with high fives
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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