no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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