i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
