I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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