whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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