My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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