Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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