is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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