ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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