i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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