I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
