Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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