That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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