worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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