ugly people sure do ruin things
We got so high we made milksteak
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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