you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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