I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
