I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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