So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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