come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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