At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i think my mom watched the whole time
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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