is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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