so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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