so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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