He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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