Christians are straight up FREAKS
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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