I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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