Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
this just has baby written all over it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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