meet me or not, i'm out of control
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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