Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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