I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Tornado booty call.. dedication
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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