somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dignity is for republicans.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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