Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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