I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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