I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Found the puke drawer
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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