Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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