I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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