Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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