i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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