i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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