He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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