dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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