I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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