yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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