is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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