i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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