So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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