You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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