I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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