Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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