Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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