dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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