is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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